Traumahood 

Traumatic childhood

No one cares about your traumahood stories. So what if you didn’t get any cookies

Traumahood by Cherylraven August 13, 2019

Traumahood 

A traumatic childhood

Example 1
Person 1 "so my Traumahood wasn't as bad as some people's but my mom did beat me for every little thing"
Person 2 "geeze, man"

Example 2
Man "my childhood wasn't the best, my dad was an alcoholic and beat me and my mom, and I was bullied at school for being into rocks"

Friend "dude, you didn't have a childhood, you had a Traumahood"

Traumahood by SilverCatTails November 23, 2019

traumabooking 

when a person, who has been recently affected by a traumatic event of which they are in denial, writes status updates, comments, posts and replies with complete and utter sarcasm, offending their unfunny friends, not caring, and realizing they're funnier than before the traumatic event.

a few examples of traumabooking:

a) "wow. i'm sorry to hear about your awful day at work. sounds rough. i am pretty sure that me having a kid with cancer TRUMPS your slow internet, annoying co-worker who talks too loud, and your decreased salary due to your lack of sales. nice try though!"

b) "i loved looking at the pictures of your beautiful wedding! thanks for sharing! you do realize, however, that in the company "how long will they last" pool, i went with 2 kids and 5 years. good luck!"

traumabooking by britney jennifer speers September 12, 2012

tramahood

A childhood filled with trama.

Pete, "Wow did you see John shaking when his dad called him?"
Jeff, "Yeah, his dad used to beat him, he grew up with a tramahood."

tramahood by copenden December 8, 2011

Traumaholic

A traumaholic is someone who, often unconsciously, becomes stuck in cycles of trauma. Whether by revisiting past painful experiences, seeking out relationships, or environments that mirror old wounds.

Girl, stop texting your ex. You're acting like a full blown traumaholic.

Traumaholic by SammieJoShakespeare September 24, 2025