Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
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A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.
A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.
“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”
“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”
“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”
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The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.
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Get the Power hungry toddler mug.Phrase; meaning: When there is a slightly significant age gap between two (over the age of 18) consenting adults, one may say they are not "robbing the cradle", but "walking the toddler".
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