Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

by Miz4962 January 8, 2017

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable February 12, 2012

Toasted Raccoon

A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.

"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"

"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"

by Minotawr October 13, 2011

ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.

by mamalucky123 June 19, 2018

posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.

yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.

by cup of choco February 21, 2013

post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.

After that blunt, i was post toasted!

by farmer1069 March 2, 2009

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009