Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

Ten Ticket Thrill

A badass band. Hot men play guitar, bass, and drums. They can sing their ass' off, oh, and their girlfriends are hot as well! Influenced by Rancid, Lars and the Bastards, Bouncing souls, Roger Miret and The Disasters, The Ramones, The Dropkick Murpheys, Misfits, etc. Listen or die, bitch.

That Ten Ticket Thrill is fuckin amazing. They're legit. So fuck off.

by Kendallijahkah March 6, 2010

My Ticket Home

A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.

"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"

by andrewwhiting June 25, 2009

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

Boilers Ticket

To have sex with a women twice your age plus one year.

Hey mate, I got my Boilers Ticket last night, I had sex with your mum.

by Jymesh May 30, 2006