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a day that is good for drinking; today
yo man i just failed that physics test. i better study for the one we have tomorrow.
nah bro its thirsy monday!
by Randy December 6, 2004
mugGet the thirsty [whatever day it is]mug.

thirsty mother fucker

any man who tries to hook up with any chick at a party
Todd hit on everyone, even the ugliest and fattest of chicks at the party: he was a thirsty mother fucker.
by Bobby O. December 9, 2007
mugGet the thirsty mother fuckermug.

Thirsty Two-Text

Defintion: noun:

When you so thirsty you can't wait for them to reply so you keep texting. ....having an awkward conversation with yo' sad self.

You have become thirsty two-text.

Go out and get some game.

Immediately.
John to Jill
John: Hey!
John: Hey man!
John: How was your day?
John: OMG the weather!

Jill's Friend to Jill
Friend: "Jill, John is a thirsty two-text."
by ain't got time for thirst March 2, 2014
mugGet the Thirsty Two-Textmug.

you thirsty for dick

U want dick u need it eat it swallow it u just love dick
Lucy: I'm so thirsty
Eli: you thirsty for dick
by 🙉🙊🙈🐒 June 10, 2016
mugGet the you thirsty for dickmug.

That’s one thirsty bitch

Tom :wow that’s one thirsty bitch
Brandy: yep that dog is very dehydrated

Tom: very hope she’s ok
by uhfhjhghjks June 1, 2021
mugGet the That’s one thirsty bitchmug.

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