thirsty dick

when one's penis is thirsting vaginal secretions. lack of sexual contact for a dick! Unicorn sex.

n00bs often get thirsty dicks.
i jizzed in my pants when i got a thirsty dick.

thirsty dick by Ethann00b1 February 1, 2009

Thirsty cowboy 

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

Thirsty cowboy by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

Thirsty-Drive by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

Thirsty goggles 

Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..

Did you see that come of his room?

Yeah..... he has thirsty goggles again

Thirsty goggles by Myers guy May 1, 2016

thirsty midget 

when your too lazy or tired to go to the bathroom and you just pee in a girls mouth

im so fucking hung over , i could use a thirsty midget right now

thirsty midget by Duff Munger May 15, 2016

thirsty turtle 

(n.) term used to describe chinless, humanoid species found in Northern Louisiana. usually female, these creatures resemble a turtle who lost her shell. Despite her FAS features, she will be full of an ignorant, white trash pride and sense of superiority, which will make her feel entitled and desires among a group of male peers who would stick in a dead dog so long as it was still warm.

I can't believe Maria Elena Cimino is working here again but she is a thirsty turtle for those auto-sales managers.

thirsty turtle by firecracker4u July 16, 2017

thirsty whore 

What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend

Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"

thirsty whore by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017