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kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.
Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.
by psychedivision October 22, 2019
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Kiddy Kong

by Crawck October 21, 2020
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kiddie play

adjective; A drinker that can't handle their "hard" drinks, so they drink "alcoholic juice" (ex. margarita, champagne, wine)
Man 1: "Man, where is the wine at?
Man 2: "You don't want any of this Cîroc?
Man 3: "Nah man 2, he likes that kiddie play stuff."
by είμαι ωμόρος March 21, 2021
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Kiddy

A little kid who's a nerd and very queer
Riley is a little kiddy
by Thomas pannone July 21, 2022
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Kiddie Twiddler

A term used to describe an sick individual that sexually grooms children, especially as a tool to excel neo-Marxist Wokeism ideology. Synonym: Groomer
This kiddie twiddler thought is was a good idea to show kindergarten students how to pleasure someone with a dildo.
by Luke The Canuck July 22, 2022
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Kiddie Squisher

A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.

On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
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Kiddy-Fiddling

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"
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