Hamster Murder

Hamster Murder is a term that describes that you killed your hamster on a very funny way.

"Mmmh... Can hamsters swim? Let's test it!" Oh no, it was an Hamster Murder

by JaifeiCvmProducts March 24, 2022

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

Hamster cock

An Extremely small penis which are more prone of appear with people called Harry.

First Guy:OMG bro you have such a hamster cock.

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

Dirt Hamster

One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.

Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.

by Salt001 May 9, 2013

Hamilton Hamster

my chonk boy

“Hamilton Hamster is Good!” “Yeah sir, i Agree!” “Hes wayyy better than Hank”

by AirbearTNT. July 8, 2022

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

RSS Hamster

The word for T1 level Bike troops in the mobile game the Grand Mafia. Those little guys run around so fast on the map! They're like little hamsters just racing around, gathering rss...

Do you have any RSS Hamsters free? They killed all my RSS Hamsters

by Crossie November 11, 2022