Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 08, 2023

Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by June 19, 2024

fishie cork

When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.

EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.

by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019

Cork Stopper

Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.

"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."

by Supaphly October 27, 2013

Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 10, 2021

lady cork

an alternative term for a tampon

I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties

by blondie9867 March 30, 2016

Cork best friend

Someone who is such a good friend they plug you up when you need too, but also let you explode when it's time to have fun.

Colleen is always there for me, she's my cork best friend.

by Austin Eriksen June 24, 2017