Texterbate

(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.

Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.

by SAE Poncho June 16, 2010

textracurricular activity

n. When the majority of someone’s free time after school is spent texting (and racking up a huge phone bill), as opposed to doing anything productive, or even social (the old-school way, that is).

Joe: hey sarah r u 4 real! no rly, i cant blv kathryn + joe r goin out!

Joe's Mom: Joseph, are you engaging in textracurricular activity again??

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

dry texter

Dry texters are people who don't say much when replying to a message
Sometimes people say just one word bc they don't know how to reply to a specific message
Shitty explaining

Lara: HEYYYY
Lucy: hi
Lara: MY MOM GOT ME A NEW PHONE!
Lucy: wow
Lara: my brother left me!
Lucy: oh (doesn't know how to reply)

Lara: ugh Lucy, why "oh"

Lucy: I didn't knew how to reply
Lara: you suck, your such a dry texter!
Lucy: oh

by anonymous August 27, 2022

Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'

by yami100 June 14, 2010

textorexic

Someone who is constantly texting on their phone.
or
Someone who never makes phone calls, but will not hesistate to text all day.

"Once Allyson got her qwerty keyboard phone she became completely textorexic, she never calls anyone anymore."

by Allyson W. January 22, 2009

textophile

a person who can't hold a real conversation unless its via text.

A. Dude she didn't speak to me the whole trip, but she was mad texting me how much fun she was having.
B. Dude she's a textophile.

by notatextophile April 4, 2009

Textosterone

A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to get a girl to date them. In women, it results in massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can read them, much less reply.

Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.

by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010