teetotal

Someone who has once drunk alcohol to excess habitually, sooner or later, unless that person wants to be dependent on alcohol all thier life, will need to give it up completely. When they do, they usually need to abstain from alcohol for THE REST OF THIER LIFE. This person is called teetotal.

Doug is teetotal. He once drunk lots of booze just to forget who he was. Drinking lots of booze can be fantastically brilliant, but the downside is that you never get anything done.

by newbornbombing January 4, 2008

Tengo

-Is a way of replying to anything, absolutely anything. If someone calls you gay, say that they’re a tengo. Someone says the party was lit last night, say tengo.

-Means hungover
-Means Tidy/Near

Surfer 1- Yoooo bruhhh that wave was mad bruhh
Tourist- Tengo
Surfer 2- Your so weird bruhhh you talk so weird bruhhh
Tourist- You fucking Tengo

by YankeeCandleMan October 21, 2020

Ten to One Rule

A standard female to male orgasmic ratio held by men of particular knowledge during sexual encounters, whereby the bare minimum of the female partner’s climatic satisfaction remains proportional to the ratio of 10 in relation to the male partner’s singular disengagement.

Ten to One Rule - Female to Male Ratio:

10:1 - Initiated

50:5 - Accomplished

100:10 - Master

Note:

10:1 - 40:4 must occur within the same evening

50:5 - 90:9 must occur within 24 hours

100:10 must be completed within 48 hours

by Omega00 November 25, 2009

Tenor

A faggot often found on irc.

Wow that guy acts alot like tenor

by HawksNest November 21, 2004

teetotatalitarianism

A repressive, authoritarian regime in which the dictatorial leader abstains from alcohol.

President George W. Bush, who has been sober for 20 years, practices a particularly virulent form of teetotatalitarianism.

by R.V. Scheide December 7, 2007

Teetotaler

An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.

Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.

by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017

tenorbone

A slang term for a standard B flat trombone.

Bass trombone player: Bassbones, ftw
"Tenorboner" comes from behind and smacks the bass trombonist in the face.
Tenorboner: WTF NOW BITCH?!?! Tenorbones ftw.

by Daniel Sisk February 27, 2008