telehigh

to get high with someone over the phone

Me and my friend got telehigh last night; we did bong hits at the same time.

by magvox July 19, 2009

Televidamer

One person who watches tv, plays video games, and jerks off 24/7. One who is fat and lazy and forgets how to function for the sake of always playing video games or watching something on the Tv.

My brother has gotten so big lately, and my mom is terrified that hey may have become one of those damn Televidamers!

by jabbawokkie July 20, 2009

Televisatching

The act of watching television, a very common human activity never before condensed into a single English word.

I spent my entire day off from work televisatching. What a waste!

by Sidslang July 19, 2010

Teleinternetkenetic

2 or more people having the same thought and typing a message and sending the exact same wording at the same time.

or internet jynx

me: how was Japan (10:30)

person 2: Japanese (10:31)

Person 2: y* (10:31)

person 2: Japanesey(10:31)

me: Japan-easy (10:32) <---------Teleinternetkenetic

person 2: Japan-easy (10:32) <------

by bearjuden August 11, 2010

televilified

when a movie that was never appropriate for television becomes edited for content and then put on television. although the edited content is essential to the storyline. hence the "evil" of watering down the content.

fight club on vh1 or trainspotting on ovation were both televilified.

by nobody42 February 19, 2011

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011