nicholas tedeschi

A savage cool kid

Nicholas Tedeschi is my kid

by The Chill Kid February 12, 2017

little todger

Little penis

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY

by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017

Brooke Tedder

A stupid ass bitch that doesn't know what the fuck she's doing 99.9% of the time. She will be lonely for the rest of her life. The only thing/person that kinda likes her is her dog. Is the biggest slut you'll ever meet.

Stop being such a Brooke Tedder you dumb hoe.

by HeatherRaeWright June 26, 2018

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN

The most brain-numbing thing in existence

Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN
My parents:Signs adoption papers

by hitpobopto July 11, 2024

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Stinging todger

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024