Technobating

Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.

Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was too busy technobating.

by Demon65 January 13, 2009

techno52

Techno is common mistaken for a danceform but the true meaning of the word is found in the first part of the name, "Tech" wich stands for technical mater. The letters "no" stands for number order and clarifies wich rank the tech master has. The rank goes from 1 - unlimited and the highest rank today alive is 52. So naturally the highest ranked tech master alive today is Techno52.

OMG That's techno52!

by Friglesnot February 2, 2009

techno-fugue

A modern disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality due to the purchase of a new gadget such a last generation iPhone.
The state, accompanied by the establishment of a new identity, is short-term. After recovery from techno-fugue, previous memories usually return intact, however there is complete amnesia for the entire episode.

In my techno-fugue state, staring at my new iPhone the way I once glanced at humanity, with interest and anticipation, I nearly knock down toddlers and the elderly, lost in my newly acquired identity.

by rperazag July 18, 2010

techton1k

The best f1 in schools team in St Olaves year 8 >w<.

OMG, its techton1k! I'm so excited imma gonna get there autograph!

by unkown>_< January 11, 2020

Techtoker

A Techtoker is a person that uploads tech on the platform TikTok, they upload about repairing, breaking, and getting new tech on the platform and are pretty common on the platform.

Some guy that likes tech: Hey, have you heard about the techtoker "patrickonsteroids"?
The guy that he was talking to: Yeah! He's great

by someguyontiktok July 17, 2022

technocandy

slang for ecstasy.

the world would be a better place if everyone was on technocandy.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

technobore

A person who posesses the ability to bore anyone to tears with incessant babble about technology, obscure current events, or, in the case of mass transportation, the probablilty of accidents resulting in death of that particular means of transport.

Man, that was the worst flight EVER! Six hours trapped between a lawyer and a technobore....

by ana.gram April 11, 2005