biomedical technician

One who strives to be a Biomedical Engineer, but lacks the necessary skills to do any engineering whatsoever. A Biomedical Technician is usually a lonely outcast that is the bastard offspring of a real engineer.

" The Biomedical Technician went to school for a strenuous 2 years, just to learn how to plug a cord into a socket."

by IcInCode December 3, 2013

fechnical

This is a jargon in the IT world for a resource who can do both technical and functional tasks.

He is a good fechnical resource. I have seen him do both functional and technical work with equal ease.

by Mahesh Vallampati February 26, 2008

technicolor girl

Girls who consider their cell phone an extension of their body and are annoyingly disagreeable when deprived of said phone.

That technicolor girl is always either talking for extended periods on her cell phone or furiously text messaging during inopportune moments.

by Ethan A. Grabau July 14, 2007

Technobald

Technoblade when he's in his post cancer recovery arc.

He has no hair, like Technobald.

by hugedonkeyballs November 8, 2021

arse technician

Exactly what it says
Some who spends time and precision whilst bumming another male or female.

This is the direct meaning
Of course it is not used this way , as with every other insult beginning with the word ''ARSE or ASS'' , Arse technician usualy refers to homosexuals (gays , faggots , weirdo's) and is used as a blatent insult.

Shutup nikesh , your more than a bumslave!
your , your.... YOUR AN ARSE TECHNICIAN!!!

Dave fucked up again , being the fucktard arse technician that he is.

Haha arse technician!!!

by ChristianReeve July 4, 2008

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Possibly the worst musical ever. Written by the idiot composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, it's the retelling of the Bible story of Joseph, done through silly, lighthearted songs. The Pharaoh is depicted as Elvis (???), and there is a country song, a reggae song, and a Jazz song. All of these are anachronisms, as well as being incredibly stupid and contributing nothing to the story.

There are only two good things about Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat:
1. One of its songs makes fun of the French, which always gets a laugh.
2. It's short, proving that Webber wasn't completely heartless.

by RepelHistory September 18, 2005

Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.

Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.

by Bubba January 8, 2004