zelda tears of the kingdom

the saddest fucking game known to existence and also the best game

hey, have you played zelda tears of the kingdom?
yeah, i cried for 3 days straight after i finished it

by sussibaka August 4, 2023

Tesla tears

The deep remorse experienced by a person when they just purchased a new Tesla, only to find out there was a significant price drop a few days later.

Tommy has had Tesla tears all day ever since he found out that Elon dropped the price of the Model Y by $5000 just two days after he purchased one.

by Singuclarity September 22, 2023

smells of tears and shame

the aftermath smell when one buddy takes one for the team

That was a great party last night but "insert name" room smells of tears and shame.

by t_money_b October 6, 2011

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021

Apology Video with tears

When someone on TikTok makes either a cringey, totally out of pocket video. Or when a video displays true information that people just don’t like to bring up. Usually meant in a joking manner.

TikTok user: *makes an joke about the death of a character*

Commenter: “OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. APOLOGY VIDEO WITH TEARS RN 😭😭😭”

by King_Rat_K October 11, 2022

Incel tears

A group based around watching, mocking and informing the world of the hateful and toxic group known as incels known for there love of every horrible thing in the world namely Nazis, pedophilia, rape and so on, and a place to chuckle when incels come screaming there stupid bullcrap

Incel tears is a group who gets to laugh at the incel stupidty enjoying such lines as "hey I just chadfished a girl and then she told me to fuck off after I sent her my real pic, it's cause she doesn't like ugly people not that I lied to her reeeeee", and "why are we seen as pedophiles, I mean we support and defend pedophiles such as Nathan larson, nah must be cause anyone not an incel is agianst us tree"

by King0fTruth December 31, 2020