pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.

I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.

by clotshit January 5, 2011

Hippy Pound

448 grams - As opposed to a real pound, which is 453.59 grams.

Also known as a nigger pound, jew pound, chinese pound, or any-group-of-stereotypically-cheap-or-lazy-people pound.

Person 1: If an ounce of weed is 28 grams, then a pound of weed must weight 448 grams, right?

Person 2: No sir, that's a hippy pound. One ounce is actually 28.3495 grams. Therefor a pound is about 453.6 grams.

Person 1: Well damn..

by facehouse July 6, 2011

pink pounds

A large amount of money. Derived from the fact that the £50 Bank of England note, the largest denomination in circulation, is pink.

"And just sit back and start counting your pink pounds," Flack, S1E6

by Chunks the Dog March 19, 2021

Pound Worthy

something that is worth beating off to.

God damn, that girl is pound worthy.

by mudmonster November 19, 2009

earth pounds

Small amounts of money that can be wasted on items that a superior being might shun

Girl;'how much are those gold hoop earrings'

Market Stall Owner 'they are three of your earth pounds'

by leighann li July 5, 2008

karma pounds

weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances

I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pounds.

by kwiii December 23, 2008

Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021