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contra handshake

The act of a unique handshake, in which you place your hand in the formation of a letter 'C', then proceeding to grab the forearm of the given recipient, so in turn, both subjects' hands are latched onto their counterparts forearm, then proceed to grunt & behave in a macho army fashion.
"What, you scored 20 bucks!? CONTRA HANDSHAKE!"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"
by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008
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Bridgeville Handshake

A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."
When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.
by Chaffinch August 14, 2006
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Michigan Handshake

A Michigan handshake is when two men and one woman are having a threesome and one guy reaches up the girl's ass and the other reaches down the throat then both their hands meet in the stomach and shake hands
dude, last night me, Brad, and Stacy did the Michigan Handshake. it was schwag.
by bardmain October 8, 2019
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Friendly Handshake

(n.) a handjob given by a female friend, fuckbuddy, or any female with whom there is no attachment.
She was just giving me a friendly handshake before she left.

I met this chick at that party and she gave me a very friendly handshake.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
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herman handshake

the act of setting your beer or ash tray on the top of a girls head while she blows you. named after herman munster since he had a flat head.
come here, let me give you a herman handshake
by bogart March 6, 2005
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Mexican Handshake

A strange form of masturbation involving squatting on the ground with flat feet with your knees held tighly to your chest. You arm must then go around one of your legs to reach the required organ.

Often done furiously and sometimes in public
I`m off to the park for a Mexican Handshake
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Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009
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