When you find yourself with a small itch on or around your genitals, taint, or turd cutter, and realising it may need immediate attention. So you give it a quick swipe with a finger or two, followed by a nonchalant secret sniff. checking for how long it’s been brewing.
Danielle: Oh my gosh did you see that chick when she came off of the dance floor all sweaty and repulsive looking?
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
Grant: She totally just took a tingle swipe and I got it on video!
by SpellingVee July 4, 2020

by Laurenic May 25, 2008

Ones testicles must be manifested in sweat for some time, before wiping them upon the face of your spouse.
I had a hard day at work yesterday, when I got home the wife was asleep, so I gave her a swamp swipe!
by T91G March 31, 2022

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

Philip: you can make six figures doing onlyfans
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person: you can make a million dollars?!
Philip: no you silly goose that’s 100,000+ SWIPE!!!
by mary20122012 February 23, 2021

by The philos0pher September 21, 2018

by Popeye's Weenus January 11, 2021
