Slaver

The use of an offensive word (slave) put in to context and made acceptable by white people. Only usable by white people. It is the "N-word" for white people. Coined by Stephen Colbert.

"All the savers in the house say yeah!" "Slaver please!"

by i have a paper to write April 16, 2010

penny saver

1.An attribute most commonly found in minorities, specifically, among the jewish community. Also, found in various asians.

The jewish banker spotted what seemed to be a penny in the goatse man ; he was not ashamed to pull it out and keep it for himself.

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

slavery

The practice of Christian Americans owning black human beings which the Christians felt was approved by God due to many Bible verses condoning it.

The Bible condones slavery.

by sylvy1212 April 29, 2010

Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

by reallygoodatthis January 22, 2007

Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

Shaver

A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.

Christopher Shaver

by VaJJMcBadass June 10, 2011

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009