A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.

A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.

by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

scaff

n.- a word for a woman/girl who is a bitch, whore, skank, and slut put all together.

That scaff Jennifer slept with seven guys and wears butt shorts and low cut tube tops.

by Amanda August 9, 2003

saffron lane

An estate in leicester city, quite clean nice community but some people aren't as kind as others! Be careful how u speak around this area because although people from saff can be kind, the can also switch very easily! But all in all a great place!

Girl 1: what estate in leicester are you from ?

Girl 2: saffron lane !

Girl 1: I've been there....

by leicester123 November 29, 2011

shwaffle

To laugh uncontrollibly, usually used in instant messaging.

my buddy corey was telling me this great joke today and it made shwaffle so hard.

by bomquesa November 26, 2007

Swaffer

To yell or holler at another. A synonym for the word HOLLA!

Hey yo girl, here's my number, swaffer at me later.

The basketball team is up by 6 points, swaffer!!

by Nikki M February 5, 2007

saffer

commonly know in the medical marijuana industry as a word for suffer.

I saffer from back pain.

by flj27 May 1, 2011