suprise shit

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

Sunrise Rosadino

The act of falling asleep between your woman's legs while both are naked and allowing the morning wood upon waking to naturally penetrate.

I woke my wife up with the Sunrise Rosadino.

by Navy DHG March 5, 2019

Sunrise park middle school

Full of people who can’t fight and talk shit and are toxic. Fake as hell, to many fights to count that why there is a police officer. people think the school is depressing. 8th and 6th graders take over the back of the buss. 7th grade is in the front. We eat food when ever we want. To much drama... god damm. People who can’t fight talk shit.

Look is that the depressing school Sunrise Park Middle School.

John: I love Sunrise Park Middle School

Adam: dude this school is depressing

by My chicken strips :/ November 7, 2019

Sunrise Superwank

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.

1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.

by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020

submissivemen

my fave mutual and the best white girl. adri’s future husband <3

woah did you see #submissivemens new post?
- yeah dude, i broke the mutual because of it

by kys yami. April 22, 2021

Submissive Sissy Cuckold

A husband to a wife that fucks other men outside the home or in front of him and keeps him locked in a cock cage and dressed in panties and woman’s clothing. Usually the husband doesn’t fuck his wife and only cleans her pussy when she comes home or after she’s been fucked in front of him.

Nathan wears his wife’s dirty thongs and a cock cage because he’s a submissive sissy cuckold with a tiny dick.

by MalcolmMiller March 16, 2023

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006