A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.
(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
by SiegeCow May 23, 2008
Get the Stumpy mug.A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).
Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Stump Grinder mug.When government forces unpopular legislation down the throats of the people that elected them.
When a congressman changes his position on an unpoplar piece of legislation ignoring his constituents.
When a congressman changes his position on an unpoplar piece of legislation ignoring his constituents.
by noboma2012 March 23, 2010
Get the stupaked mug.A drinking game in which a group of people sit around a "stump" (usually a log which is wide in radius and so big that the players wonder how the hell it was transported to the place of game-play).
Each Player must hammer a nail slightly into the stump to mark their place around the circle, with the nail standing upright and only about 1/4" into the wood. Players pass the hammer around to take turns.
On a players turn, he/she must hit an empty place on the wood, followed by a middle nail which is placed at the center of the stump, and finally another player's nail. Typically, this is done with the player's opposite hand.
When your nail is hit, you must take a shot/drink. If it is your turn and you do not hit the middle nail, you forfeit the chance to swing at another player's nail and must take a drink. This also applies if you swing at another person's nail and miss.
A player is "out" when his or her nail is either hammered completely into the stump so that it cannot be removed with the back of the hammer or by slamming the sides, or if the nail flies out of the wood after being hit.
The winner is the person whose nail outlasts the others, and generally the most sober player at the end of the game.
This is thought to be the dumbest and most fun of all party games. Also thought to have originated at Ohio University, the #1 party school in America.
Each Player must hammer a nail slightly into the stump to mark their place around the circle, with the nail standing upright and only about 1/4" into the wood. Players pass the hammer around to take turns.
On a players turn, he/she must hit an empty place on the wood, followed by a middle nail which is placed at the center of the stump, and finally another player's nail. Typically, this is done with the player's opposite hand.
When your nail is hit, you must take a shot/drink. If it is your turn and you do not hit the middle nail, you forfeit the chance to swing at another player's nail and must take a drink. This also applies if you swing at another person's nail and miss.
A player is "out" when his or her nail is either hammered completely into the stump so that it cannot be removed with the back of the hammer or by slamming the sides, or if the nail flies out of the wood after being hit.
The winner is the person whose nail outlasts the others, and generally the most sober player at the end of the game.
This is thought to be the dumbest and most fun of all party games. Also thought to have originated at Ohio University, the #1 party school in America.
Kid cool enough to have a stump in his living room: "Hey, you guys wanna play stump?"
Everyone at the party: WTF is Stump?
Kid: "Oh you'll see."
Everyone at the party: WTF is Stump?
Kid: "Oh you'll see."
by Stump Kid October 13, 2011
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a. a person who bones amputees stumps.
b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump
b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump
stump pumper : Dont bother getting out of the wheelchair , i will just pump your stump.
you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .
you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .
by det.und October 3, 2005
Get the stump pumper mug.1.) A mythical creature known by a small cult following. This creature/being has been known to move so fast that it can reach such speeds as Mach 7.
2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.
2.) The ultimate term of insult. When one has been deemed a Butt Stump, you know you have thoroughly failed at life.
by Steve Reiker October 27, 2005
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