screaming mongolian 

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.

Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang

screaming mongolian by The real Biker August 19, 2009

Screaming Penguin

When a man and a woman are having sex outside on a winter day and the man removes his dick from her vagina, dips it in the snow and re-inserts it after it has been chilled.

After a long day of making snow angels, Francko thought it would be romantic to introduce Nicolette to the screaming penguin.

Screaming Penguin by Pat Kerins April 11, 2010

Steaming Turd 

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd

1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"

Steaming Turd by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist 

This is a sexual activity where a male buys a Shamrock Shake from McDonalds, which is basically a McFlurry which is defined by McTwist and the Shamrock Shake being a neon green color is defined by the Neon in the title. Then the male puts his penis inside of the Shamrock Shake for as long as he likes and then slowly pulls it out leaving neon Shamrock Shake residue on his penis. He then performs intercourse until the girl screams because she is bleeding. The color of blood, red, is the Stoplight color telling you to stop.

Last night we performed The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist in my car, it was messy.

The Screaming Neon Stoplight McTwist by Brant Sucker July 7, 2010

Spreading Butter 

Skeeting on a girls face and spreading the ejaculate all over her face with your penis like spreading butter on toast

Yo Cudi, on my persuit of happiness bieber was totally spreading butter with usher

Spreading Butter by YellenD August 22, 2010

steaming 

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

steaming by boon July 26, 2003

Screaming Seagull 

While having sex on a beach a man pulls out his penis, sticks it in the sand then rams it back into the womans vagina. The result is generally a loud high pitched shriek (ie. Screaming Seagull) as well as some chaffing.

Bob and Sarah were going at it on the beach last night and it sounded like he gave her the screaming seagull.

Screaming Seagull by Ian Van B December 28, 2007