A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
Get the Static Ear Bleed mug.The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.
Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.
Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!
Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!
by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010
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Did you see the piece about the wrongdoings of oil companies in New York Times? A real starticle that one.
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If anyone does anything unco and its funny.
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"
by Timothyopolous October 26, 2011
Get the Spasticon mug.When about to engage in anal sex - preferably in the standing or kneeling position, one person rubs his feet on the carpet to gather some static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
When the physical contact is made onto the anus, there will be the initial shock of penetration AND an electrical shock from the static electricity.
Anita: I'm gonna do anal tonight with my boyfriend
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
Jennifer: Make sure you're not on the carpet when you do it or else you'll get static hoop.
by betsandbits February 19, 2012
Get the static hoop mug.The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,
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