fire starter

The act of making a penis hard by rubbing your hands up and down the sides of the penis shaft in the same motion you would use to create a fire with a couple of sticks.

Could also be called a firestarter

Julie attempted to give Jerry a boner by performing a fire starter

by Null February 9, 2004

Shartle

When you have to shit in a bag because your to obese to shit in a toilet

Get me a Wallgreens bag, I need to shartle!

by Xtufer December 4, 2013

Conversation Starters

People who could talk for hours, but not remember a single word that was spoken.

"We've been on the phone for 2 hours. "

"What were we talking about? "

"Nothing. Everything. I don't remember"

" well, thats why were conversation starters "

by CallMeTeee.. July 20, 2014

Starter Grass

The premature start of unsightly facial hair on a woman's forehead, ears, sideburns or lip (top and bottom) area. Usually associated with women who are pregnant or just given birth.

Jasmine gave birth over three months and she still got that starter grass on her dome.

by 4Plai January 13, 2009

A1 starter kit

Camel toes and duck faces

A girl/guy who selfies while duck facing and having extreme camel toe is a1 starter kit

by Thedudemeister December 19, 2014

JCB starter buttons

used in rural Ireland to describe a woman's nipples if large

she has nipples on her like JCB starter buttons

by legques September 19, 2018

Little more choke and you would've started luv!

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent

Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

by EuroDingo_Word November 21, 2009