wrinkly starfish

(n) A vuglar and discreet way to refer to one's anus, generally in a negative context.

Sam: Please stop swearing. There are children present.

Herschel: Bite my wrinkly starfish.

by toddwagonwheel November 27, 2016

Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

red starfish

The aftershock of a massive dinner of Mexican food

"How are you after margaritas last night?"

"Aw, dude, red starfish."

by _jimmiesrustled February 22, 2014

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

Panama starfish

when a man is having doggy style sex with a women and flicks her butt hole till her hemorrhoids flare up then inserts his penis

man thought she wanted to go easy last night but she made me give her a Panama starfish

by dubyah19 August 20, 2020

comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

Starfish Blowout

Having so much diarrhea that you get a chafed anus. An extremely sore anus.

I had a starfish blowout this morning because I ate too much taco bell last night.

by Headreelhigh September 12, 2016