Video game stalemate

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.

John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.

by Overlord Oozumpti July 9, 2009

two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.

"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"

by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stacey

A country girl at heart that loves music and is good at her school work. She is quiet and hardly ever shows her feelings. She picks her friends wisely, and only has a few she really trusts.

She never talks, she reminds me of a stacey

by Anonymous790 May 15, 2013

Statey

A term used in much of Massachusetts to refer to a Massachusetts State Trooper.

Passenger: "Hey you gotta Statey on your tail"
Driver: "That's not a ... God Damnit!!!"

by BradenWC June 11, 2006

Stanley Kubrick

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.

Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.

by Cockdriller March 11, 2010

Stanley

A happy little town in western North Dakota, home of the BlueJays and the World Famous Whirl-a-Whip! There's tons of nice people and almost every kid has at least a 3.5 gpa! This town is also home to the inventor of the diving board, Ray Rude! The oil boom did affect Stanley but mostly In a positive way! It's a beautiful town! You should visit sometime!

Stanley is such a great place to raise kids!

by CommonPrairieBitch January 26, 2017