Sprogs

Children. Young ones. Generally aged from babies to preschool. Often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.

Often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. Most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from H&M and GAP.

They regularly have a look in their eyes which is passive yet self absorbed. A bit like a fat sleepy zombie.

Easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.

Nevermind all this CO2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many damn sprogs.

I would have invited Rebecca, but since she's become a mother, all she ever talks about is her fucking sprog.

~Kelly had ANOTHER child last month,
#wait, does that mean she's got six sprogs now?
>That's way too many sprogs.
~I don't want any sprogs until I'm at least thirty.

by Planktown April 11, 2010

sports fan

someone who enjoys watching sports.

Frank- I saw you at the womens mudwrestling last night.
Tom- Yeah, i go every time...I'm a dedicated sports fan.

by SamuelThomas February 2, 2008

SPOTS!

A call out among stoners meaning "Immediately head for the stove for some spots" or short for "It's your spot"

I yelled "SPOTS!" and the stoners came running

by Dr. Stoned June 18, 2008

Sports Erection

A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.

Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.

by TheMullenia August 19, 2011

Sportsboner

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.

1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."

by Sportsboner September 25, 2011

Sports Poo

After intensive sport one is rewarded with a excellent poo of ideal consistency. Often the movement leaves with a "clean getaway" (see definition for clean getaway) - essentially very little wiping required.

(Speaking after a day of intensive sport; swimming, cycling, running etc..) "Man I feel good - just had the most amazing Sports Poo! - nice big one with a clean getaway and everything.

by the poo meister January 2, 2014

Sports Entertainment

A term mainly known to be created by Vince McMahon, the owner of the WWF (World Wrestling Federation), was a marketing tactic in order to attract advertisers. The company would later change the name of the company, calling it the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) after losing a court case battle with the World Wildlife Fund, signifying what the product truly was. Some may say that it was a way for Vince to evade legitimate sport fees, dubbing his product as entertainment rather than an actual sport.

Vince McMahon: You know, I'm getting really tired of paying these sport fees across the country.
Bruce Prichard: I hear you, Vince.
Vince McMahon: It's not even an actual competitive sport, Bruce. We literally fix who the winner is for fuck sake.
Bruce Prichard: I mean, you make a point.
Vince McMahon: I got an idea, Bruce!
Bruce Prichard: What, what is it Vince?
Vince McMahon: Fuck all the paying sport fees shit. I know a way we can save money while making more of it.
Bruce Prichard: What do you have in mind, Vince?
Vince McMahon: Bruce, we are SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.
Bruce Prichard: Sports entertainment?
Vince McMahon: Yes, sports entertainment.
Bruce Prichard: What in the blue hell is that?
Vince McMahon: My fucking money scheme, that's what it is.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019