A Toast is Short.
A "SPOAST" is a Speech ending in a Toast
General Example:
To Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Cheers!
Best Man:
Let me start by saying that I met the groom in school . . . Boy were those some crazy time . . . remember when you and ### stole that cow . . . WELL CHEERS!
General Audience:
I know I was supposed to keep my comments short, but before we raise our glasses I wanted to say . . ..
The Street:
Here's To our Home Boys who have fallen . . . Here's to the up and comers . . . Cheers To My G's!
It's A SPOAST!
A "SPOAST" is a Speech ending in a Toast
General Example:
To Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Cheers!
Best Man:
Let me start by saying that I met the groom in school . . . Boy were those some crazy time . . . remember when you and ### stole that cow . . . WELL CHEERS!
General Audience:
I know I was supposed to keep my comments short, but before we raise our glasses I wanted to say . . ..
The Street:
Here's To our Home Boys who have fallen . . . Here's to the up and comers . . . Cheers To My G's!
It's A SPOAST!
by Mr. 1st September 25, 2010
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Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.
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The Spastic Transformer.
If anyone does anything unco and its funny.
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"
Like if I threw the remote control to my room mate and it went through his hands while trying to catch it and it sconned him in the head - I would laugh and call him a "Spasticon"
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I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
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Jack told Fred to break the snosticles off his mustache before he planned on muff diving Sally, otherwise she may sustain injury and call off the night.
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