spoonerism

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007

spoon flipper

exhibiting qualities of suburban SUV car culture motherhood and embedded into the ideology of happiness by way of consumerism disguised as healthy choices; as in the Yoplait commerical in which two white women with mom haircuts in capris and sleeveless button-down shirts flip their spoons in the air with satisfaction after finishing a serving of low-fat Yoplait.

We are absolutely not stopping at the outlet mall, what kind of spoon flipper are you?

by monica elizabeth December 24, 2008

Ambiguous Spoon

In any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon, but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.

Person 1: "Cuddle party, my bed, now."
Person 2: "I call ambiguous spoon!"

by my dog has no nose April 11, 2008

spoon

ALWAYS leads to sex. ALWAYS.

"Nah, we'll just spoon, I promise"
-SEX-

by Hailzermuffin April 9, 2006

spoon train

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

by neu January 26, 2004

little spoon

the person on the inside of the snuggle who sometimes gets their back rubbed/hair played with when spooning, usually the girl

Liz said "I call the little spoon!"

by anonymous November 29, 2004

rusty spoon

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.

My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.

by tttoad May 6, 2020