Sloppy Second Blues

This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.

"Dude, why the long face?"

"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."

"Very harsh man"

by smo joe January 22, 2010

sloppy toppy with a twist

when she's down on your dick and she drools on it before pulling out her dick for you to return the favor.

"yeah man she gives the best sloppy toppy with a twist . good thing im BI though or that would have sucked."

by hope entity September 19, 2023

sloppin

A person, friend, or compatriot. Note: only to be used after "Whats poppin"

Yo! Whats poppin' sloppin?!

by Fact February 12, 2004

Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit

by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 7, 2005

Sloppy Joe Rodriguez

A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.

Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.

by bufannta March 9, 2007

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a chick right after another guy does. Plain & Simple.

Sean: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Dion So In Love With Elisha, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by Matt787878 December 9, 2008

sloppy coochie

A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.

I was planning on banging Billy's mom then I heard she had a really sloppy coochie.

by Mr.Boracus May 15, 2006