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Splortched

Inj. The sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
Most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob's head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.
"Fall back, team. Let the noobs rush in..." SPLORTCHED! "Cover the corners! Flashbang out!"
by Splortched June 2, 2009
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wood splint

When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
by Hot_sausage11 May 13, 2016
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splinter dick

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.
by minges and all April 15, 2003
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The Master Splinter

Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.

To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.

The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
by Thaddeus_Jones March 1, 2010
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splintered

Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.
by Andrew Allan Morgan December 18, 2006
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spluntz

after the hardcore felching session, alun watkins dribbled spluntz for a week
by abingdon posse May 21, 2003
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Splon

a super sexy chick who loves to have a good time with older men. she will make you laugh and has a beautiful smile.
if you see a sexy girl with a great smile she has to be a splon
by Sam Jo May 28, 2008
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