splash guard

A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.

That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.

by RaiderJunky October 16, 2005

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

Swagg Splash'in

This is when your style or personality is so unique it affects the way other people are seen around you.

Am so fresh to Def, am Swagg Splash'in on yahh

by Lanray September 29, 2008

lava splash

Meaning when a person says something camp or a tad bit feminine you would say, lava Splash

“Mandem Those jeans look good on him ahlie” you would reply with “Lava Splash”

by Yhman234 September 5, 2022

Wack and splat

Where one masturbates into their hand, cupping their product in their hand to throw it at an unsuspecting individual.

I just heard that Jimmy got a good wack and splat from Tommy the other night!

by mastamind82 March 20, 2011

back splash

Noun - the "spray" resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.

Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.

Tom: Hey man, What happened to your pants? Get caught in a sudden crotch downpour?

Jimmy: Ha-ha. No, stupid back splash from the urinal...

by BlackjackII April 7, 2008

Natty Splats

The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.

Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats.

by Keith Parker May 28, 2006