Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

Spawning Bees

A catchphrase of KohlPowered’s bot.

KohlPowered: Yo, do you like beef?
Bot: Spawning Bees.

by beluga the szssi cat November 16, 2022

Crosshair Spawning

When you spawn in the crosshairs of somebody. See also Pre-Set Spawning

Are you fucking kidding?! That was total crosshair spawning!

by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018

Frog Spawning

The act of applying googly eyes to an individuals junk or private area downstairs so that it is completely covered giving it the appearance of a clump of frog eggs.

The crazy guy at the orgy showed up frog spawning to everyone’s surprise.

by Hovdizzle March 8, 2026

Pre-Shot Spawning

When crosshair spawning happens, and the person is already shooting as you spawn in, so you die instantly

Are you fucking kidding?! I hate pre-shot spawning!

by Handleishandleable April 15, 2018