Spastic

A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.

Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.

by Acquiescere June 9, 2023

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

Spastic

Audrie Shaw

Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic

by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023

Swasty Sunday

Having a “few” beers on a Sunday before a work Monday.

Monday is gonna be rough, definitely gonna need a swasty Sunday to help me accept that.

by Bookie Kepo April 28, 2024