short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

by T May 25, 2004

Shortables

Not really shorts, but not really pants either.

Steve: Hey, Jake, those are some sweet shorts.

Jake: These aren't shorts, they're shortables.

by firsttimestarter October 19, 2018

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006