Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

Stocking stuffer

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Snooking

When you eat out alone and don’t send the “send orders” text to the fat nation chat.

Ali was caught once again snooking. He had snack wrappers and leftover take out in his room.

by Fat nation September 2, 2023

sMocking

When you attempt to Mimic or MOCK people who smoke.

Damian: Tyler! Since when did you start smoking?!?
Tyler: don’t worry bro I’m just sMocking with a wafer straw.
Damian:bet! Lemme in on this.

by A dumbass faker November 5, 2023

Stocking

the baddest character in panty and stocking with garterbelt

person 1: stocking is so bad bruh
person 2: word bro, best goth chick ever

by ewadewaewaewa January 30, 2024

Socking

Verb: The act of putting on socks but more specifically knee highs

I did the socking. Now my feet are toasty. 💙

by AthenaWit July 22, 2024