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scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.
1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."
by Timmy™ August 29, 2006
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Scatter-talk

When someone (in conversation) changes the subject in mid-sentence or thought with no transition whatsoever.
When my sisters and I get together, we often engage in "scatter-talk", covering many subjects at once with no transition from subject to subject.
by KGuerriero October 18, 2008
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Scatters

Where a group of people throw objects at cars to try and get chased.
Person 1) lets get some scatters

Person 2) ok
by 01429 April 1, 2017
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shiffer snitter

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.
"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."
by Anilrahs August 20, 2006
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shatter

Another name for methamphetamines.
I snorted some shatter and stayed up for 3 days.
by pokesmot March 14, 2006
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slattern

"Hillary Clinton is the most fulsome slattern every to have graced the Senate floor."
by Doc! April 30, 2006
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Shatter

A combination of the words Shit and Splatter, used to describe the aftermath matter dripping off the bottom of a toilet seat, following a vicious case of diarhea.
Man. don't use stall #2 - someone really shattered the toilet seat
by Themayer December 27, 2009
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