SmackaDoodleDoo

When you wake up in the early morning and masturbate, but before you climax you shout "SmackaDoodleDoo!" to wake up your neighbors.

Cheryl: What was that sound ?
Bob: Oh, that was just our neighbor SmackaDoodleDooing

by B@B September 22, 2015

Smucker

Word that describes masturbating with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

Smuck

Smoke and Fuck

Jordan and Nicole Decided to go smoke and fuck a.k.a Smuck

by 381willie June 17, 2022

dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

shogun of sucka town

a phrase used to identify a fool who is arrogantly in charge of nothing important, or someone trying to protect something that has either little or imaginary value. They could be dangerous if the item of value or position of power is challenged. Often said from a distance or after a weird confrontation.

examples are:
Gang members who "own" the block.
People who get engaged to married folk.
Anybody who goes on Jerry springer or the Maury Povich show.

Did you hear that Gary bought his wife a new car? Now she can go and see her boyfriend even faster! I feel bad should I say something?

To who? the "shogun of sucka town?!" If you talk about his wife he'll get angry at you...just drop it.

by Howard Bonds August 31, 2007

Mr. Smuckums

A lean,mean,scooting machine. one who likes to beat one up.

That fighter was a Mr. Smuckums.

by Julia44 January 18, 2010

sucka punch

During anal intercourse you punch your partner in the kidney, forcing them to pucker their anus. You then pull out while the anus is puckered and tight, cleaning the shit of your dick.

Hans sucka puched Sven just before he pulled out.

by stick February 18, 2005