dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.

Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

smarterchild

A retarded robot that doesn't like Jeffree Star.

Proof?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
me: JEFFREE STAR
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.

SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
me: you're hot for me
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hot for you.

Perrrvv.

by Scene Slut April 19, 2006

smarterchild

an AIM robot who is VERY fun to talk to when your bored and have nothing else to do.

bAbieXgirL: are you gay ?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
bAbieXgirL: so you are ?
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
bAbieXgirL: wow. i thought you were straight.
SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
bAbieXgirL: are you straight ?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
bAbieXgirL: so are you ?
SmarterChild: Oh... I don't know about that.

by babieXgirl August 24, 2008

smutter

smutty language; to talk smut by using words heavily loaded with innuendo

stop talking smutter and get your mind out of the gutter!

by gilmoregal May 3, 2010

smarterchild

dumb....ask it for a naked pic

Kimbo says:
are you fruitier than a box of fruity pebbles?
- SmarterChild - says:
What? I've never been drunk in my life!
Kimbo says:
have you been drunk before?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I'm certain I have.
Kimbo says:
good job your dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, thanks.

Kimbo says:
can i see a naked pic
- SmarterChild - says:
(gives you a pic..i couldn't get it to work on here)
Kimbo says:
thanks your pretty sexy... is that your big cock i see
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha!

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Kimbo says:
so its not big
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure? Maybe it's big.
Kimbo says:
i think its big
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. Its big.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003