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bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.
Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.
by brody brono October 8, 2006
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Slapping pancakes

What is she doing?
Slapping pancakes.

What would you do if someone walked in on you when you were slapping your pancakes?
by Robin91 April 4, 2009
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swapping 20's

Swapping 20's is trading child and adulthood horror stories with someone new encountered in public life as a way of bonding with them and creating the first strains of friendship with them. Derived from "What's your 20", CB lingo for "your location" or "where you're at."

In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.

Eventually backfires.

Examples:

1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.

2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.

3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.

The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.

And I'm a woman.
"Yeah, Kate and I were swapping 20's last night over sangria and the stuff she wanted to talk about got out of hand."

"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"

"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
by Heatherofthetorah June 13, 2007
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Urban Titty Slapping

Urban Titty Slapping is a modern sport in which participants must approach an unsuspecting female stranger (preferably with large breasts), cup her breast with one hand while the other hand repeatedly slaps her breast. The participant must run away before he or she can be held accountable. 1 point is awarded for each Titty Slap, multipliers are awarded if the breast is exposed while slapping and in cases where the titties being slapped are magnificent.
In an amazing milestone in Urban Titty Slapping history, Adrian scored 20 titty slaps in a row and received a multiplier of x3 for slapping an amazing titty.
by DukeyBoy April 18, 2012
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Slapping Bag

A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.
Bro 1:Me and Jen's sister are going camping!
Bro 2: Sweet! Dont forget your Slapping Bag.
by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009
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Sappington

A sappington is a re-rack in 21 cup beer pong. When a team has 15 cups left they can get a re-rack in the shape of a large diamond resembling a very large vagina. I mean a huge vagina. The origin of the sappington derives from a small Colorado town.
"She always gets the dick, she has to have a sappington" or "Hey re-rack my cups into a sappington."
by Jascob Screed January 18, 2008
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Jello Slapping

Jello Slapping is the most amazing form of entertainment known to man.
IT AWESOME!
'Hey dude, yesterday I did some Jello Slapping!'
-'Woah, thats cool. I got to do that with you someday!' :D
by Thejelloslapper August 4, 2010
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