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Slothing

The sexual act of a female partner hanging from the male by wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, simialr to the position of a sloth hanging from a tree branch. The motion is continued by the male moving his hips in the standard motion for penetration, resulting in 'Slothing'.
Boy: Hey girl, want to have sex?
Girl: Yeah baby, what position do you fancy?
Boy: I'm up for some Slothing...
Girl: Give it to me.
by ballabriggs March 7, 2012
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Sloth

Someone who tends to get shot in the head very often. This is usually because that person is very slow, whether it be physically or mentally.
by ☢_☢ August 14, 2009
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sloth

One who loves small boys, especially those at the age of 12.
"Man that sloth sure spends a lot of time volunteering at the daycare."
by Luke January 4, 2005
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Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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slothful

the state of pissing in an empty soda or beer bottle and pouring it down the dorm sink
Bob was pretty slothful during the party last night.
by pwnfuckmissile September 30, 2007
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sloth

The coolest character in The Goonies! Sloth is slightly deformed but very loving. His best friend is Chunk (Lawrence) and he enjoys Baby Ruths alot. He is very strong and he quotes the semi-famous line "HEY YOU GUUUYYYYYYYSSSS!"
sloth is awesome, i wish i could wiggle my ears like slot
by GCKA December 6, 2003
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Sloth

I had been lusting all day, so I decided to kick back and work on sloth.
by Meh March 10, 2004
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