monkey spanking a wheel

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.

" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"

by Adam Rem April 7, 2008

Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004

Slinking

The act of wrapping your unerrected cock around a fat chicks neck.

I slinkied Remy the other day.
I was slinking Andrea last night.

by striker0001 May 29, 2009

Skanking

The act of mutual masterbation whilst Skyping.

Chris: so how far have you got with this new chick Steve.

Steve: so far we've only been Skanking.

by The true man March 20, 2014

skanking

Seeking the nastiest hoe you can find to perform the vilest sex acts imaginable; many of them found here.

I'm bored and horny....what's say we go skanking downtown?

by Scott Frea September 19, 2006

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018