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Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022
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shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.
“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”
by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018
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Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.
Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.
by Daddy Long Snake August 2, 2010
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Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.
Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine
by Knarrly January 31, 2022
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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
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Shredded

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded
by Heyayya May 31, 2023
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Shredding Lead

Lead, Shredding, Lead Shredding, Shred, Shredder

1) A slang term for firing a weapon, usually a fully automatic.

2) Someone who is immune to bullets, like many main characters in movies, TV shows, ect.
1) "Hey Matt, you in for shredding lead in Gears of War after school?"

2) "Damn... what the hell is up with anime these days? All the central characters just shed the lead and talk shit all episode.
by Led Shredder August 30, 2007
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