my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

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Shredded pussy ass

When you too many children and your uterus falls out and you can only use ass after that.

Damn, that girls shredded pussy ass gave out on doing.me.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

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Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

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shredding veggies

To absolutely destroy someone’s penis, either oral or anal.

Holy shit dude, stop shredding veggies

by アイウエオカキクケコ June 9, 2024

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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

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Shredding on my electric guitar

This terminology is referred to those who are shredding on their electric guitar in the basement. Such individuals are considered the coolest people on earth. Just imagine your friend comes over to your house, just to head to the basement to shred his electric guitar. Thats radical man.

A: yo bro welcome to my house bro
B: sorry man ima be on my own, shredding on my electric guitar in the basement brah
A: whoa so cool

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

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