shoebox in the closet

When you buy something you really like and put it in a place and forget about it. Then one day when you are in great need/want of that thing, you find them by surprise. Hoorah

"My dad once needed some New Balance running shoes. His shoes were all worn down and he wanted to replace them with the same model shoes, but there was no store to get them from. He reached down to get his old sneakers and saw a glimpse of a New Balance box at the end of the closet. Dude it was a total shoebox in the closet miracle!" (This is where it actually came from.)

"Dude I'm f***ing hungry. I want some Tostitos."
"Wow dude you got a brand new bag of "Hint of Lime" Tostitos behind the couch!"
"Siiiiiiiiiiickkkkk..... Dude... Total shoebox in the closet."

by Phil Fairhurst April 19, 2007

Oakland Shebang

When a male urinates in a femals ass, then eats out her ass whole.

Hey baby, may I interest you in the Oakland Shebang.

by WWFL December 16, 2008

Saskatchewan Shoebanger

Kartik eats, smells like, is made of, and fills his hat pocket with Poo

Kartik is a dumbass

by SpankMe November 10, 2003

shebanger

A Shebanger is the part of a chick's crotch where the grasses grow.
See also: crotch pussy

I need to trim down my shebanger.

by Karl January 23, 2005

shoeboating

drinking game whose name has possible british or european origin which involves drinking beer out of ones own shoe. Done entirely for the amusement factor or a gentle initiatory act at frat or college parties where individuals don't have enough sense or have too much alcohol in their systems to fear the social consequences of foot-breath.

"Yeah I can't believe that matt went shoeboating last week, he's a freak, always running around without socks in his old shoes. I wouldn't touch, let alone drink beer out of those shoes."

by m@t December 16, 2006

shoebilly

A hillbilly who wears shoes and thus feels superior to family and friends.

Bobby Bill Ray bought him a pair of them New Balance at the Wal-Mart on Monday and now all of a sudden that shoebilly's too good to take Randi Sue to the pig roping next weekend.

by ChillyD January 6, 2011

Shoebox

When a person comes out as liking feet.

Guy 1: Did you hear Landon came out of the Shoebox?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard he likes feet too.

by Feetrule69 May 11, 2018