Shmonday

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008

Shmonday

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.

by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007

shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

shmoney

Getting money or just money

"i love doing my "Shmoney Dance"

by Vonnie the Stampede September 19, 2014

shlong

a large penis... like mine....

Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!

by JoeyJoeJ0 May 5, 2004

obese shlong

It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down

man i have an obese shlong

by Rusty p Shaqulaford November 9, 2002

shlongleberry

valid and polite expression of the male genitalia

Blackett does have an abnormaly large shlongleberry(fin)

by Goive January 9, 2005