swag slapped

When you diss someone so badly that their swag has been erased

John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob

Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat

John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)

Bob - Get swag slapped queer!

by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

Slapped

The art of slapping someone so bad, that they drop their own host and leave their team. You can also say, get the slappage, or get raped. It is a great saying if you are playing games, or sports.

Wow man, did you see me slap RecKLeSs, those kids are bad. I never slapped someone so hard.

by SiLkDaSHOCKER September 18, 2009

shappen

The none swearing version of shit happens!

Did you hear about steve being hit be by a bus?
Yeah, but shappens!

by matt young March 11, 2005

mart-shaped box

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.

I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.

by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Triangle shaped cup holder

A cup holder located in a car that is in the shape of a triangle.
Mostly used to hold an ice cream cone.

"where did ella leave her ice cream cone?"
"i belive she left it in the triangle shaped cup holder

by bellasue1234 June 19, 2009