Squeaker

n. A high-pitched sound emanating from the anus, most often caused by failed efforts to suppress the expulsion of flatus.

Even though he pulled hard on the sides of the chair and lifted his feet, the fart blew out as a long, loud, squeaker, dashing any hopes of a second date with her.

by Handsome McGoo November 16, 2011

Squeakers

Nickname for a small cute girl who tends to inexplicably squeak when poked in the stomach or side

Person #1: "What the hell was that squeaking noise, did someone step on a puppy?!"

Person #2: "Nah, somebody just poked Squeakers."

by i dont need a freakin name August 9, 2008

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

Bubble and Squeak

The sexual act involving two homosexual men, where one man stretches open the anus of the other using his hands in a funnel like fashion. Once the anus is sufficiently wide enough he then proceeds to vomit into the gaping hole of the anus followed by rigorous double handed fisting. Correct technique has been achieved once the anus starts to bubble with anal/vomit juices and an audible squeaking noise is heard.

Hey Randy, did you eat spicy food yesterday? Because that bubble and squeak you gave me is burning my arse real bad.

by Biggun69 April 30, 2013

Sequim

Sequim, Washington. A trash-can-esque town located near the bowls of Hell. It is known for its Vampires, hippies, potheads, and Lavender Festival. The weather in Sequim rarely gets above cold. The original definition of Hell was a place devoid from the warmth of God's love. If this is the case, then Sequim is truely Hell. It has a tendancy to not only be cold in temperature, but in nature as well. Sequim is the third most popular place to retire in the United States. However, peoples souls die off quickly once arriving in Sequim, yet, often people do not realize this until it is far too late...they moved here as retirees, and were nearly dead to begin with. The city is quickly becoming larger in size, and no one seems to be able to figure out how they or anyone found this place and/or actually got there. This feeling leaves most people emotionally disturbed.

"I just moved to Sequim from Kansas City, this place is a trash-can from the bowls of Hell!"
"Woa! Dude OMG! I just moved here from Kansas City too!"
"How the hell did you find this place?"
"Dude, My parents are fucked up...I have no idea"
"Dude, I had a mental break down, and got brainwashed into staying!"
"Cool...wanna go smoke this pound of weed I just bought?!"

by Bella The Unicorn December 5, 2007

Non Sequitur

1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.

2. Rotate the giraffe.

See also: Light Bulb

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

Sequoia

A very long revolver of large caliber with a five round cylinder and lengthy barrel. Used by some of the earliest cowboys, lawmen, and gunslingers. Almost all specimens are beautiful weapons. Some are just too damn old. Unless you like that sort of thing. No one will judge you.

Cowboy 1: "Hot damn! That new sherriff''s got himself a sequoia!"
Cowboy 2: 'Whistles'

by ||Boone|| November 13, 2011