Senator John Kerry

One who misleads voters by delivering promises that are next to impossible to keep because Americans are too stupid to realize how these promises really "work" SEE: Watch the debates and read the papers for both sides of the story dumbass AND: There are two sides stop believing the one that SOUNDS the best withought knowing info.

Statement or Promise: Healthcare for everyone, the same as the Senators get.

Reality: Despite everyone thought, depending on the income of the Senator or person in question, The GOVERNMENT will choose a program best SUITED to your income. Sure, it will be Blue Cross, but nothing was said about transplants or hospitalization being covered...sorry, you must not make enough.

Statement: Minimum wage higher for everyone especially women

Reality: Taxes will be raised, although I hate the upperclass, there is not nearly enough of them to tax to cover my promise on this one, therefor, sorry middle and lower class, more taxes for you too.

Statement: I will bring our boys home

Reality: As soon as i take credit for what is going on overseas, and I make the other promises I made come true, Then I will bring home half.

by John Edwards, Kerry's Lover October 21, 2004

Senapi

It's like being gay for someone but not showing it. If you have another Senapi, you admit your gay for each other but you don't show it.

Julian and Logan are fellow Senapi

by Senapi for life October 10, 2018

Senator Nuance

The less-than-enthralling John Kerry.

Senator Nuance and his running-mate, the Breck Girl, are coming to town.

by David G. Epstein August 9, 2004

Senate

The act of indulging in parpsen

Fatman: Fancy a senate
Thinman: No ta, I've got a sore hooter.

by S. Pod July 20, 2006

I AM THE SENATE

Omg guys he is the senate!! 1!!!

I AM THE SENATE

NO WAY

by Fish money May 6, 2020

dirty senae

A bad ass chick that is sometimes a cry baby. She gives good head and is super wet.

Damn that dirty Senae has some good food.

by Sunshine6968 June 10, 2020

sehran

Sehran's are goodlooking boys. sehran's are usually short with multiple scars on their faces due to strange things happening to them in their lives for example: Running into arrows. They should be avoided at all costs. They also have very miniscule genitals and always make out as if they have the largest. This is why they aren't trustworthy.

Man1- "Look at that guy!"

Man2- "Oh my god, is that a sehran? Let's get outta here!"

by Oval'Otter December 2, 2013