Scumpy bump

an idiot or a person who has low intelligence, usually a term used for college females sitting on blue couches.

Sam is being such a scumpy bump.

by pablo895 November 3, 2010

scumpi

Small, pudgy and cute.

When said of a pug or French bulldog..."Oh look at the little scumpi!". Word of affection.

by Salamander711 September 17, 2016

Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.

Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!

by kyrthrix December 17, 2020

scrumpdidiliumtious

really really really really really really yummy.

"This Norbit gum is scrumpdidiliumtious!"

by Franjessica January 1, 2008

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

Scrumpable

Pronunciation: \ˈskrəm(p)-ə-bəl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: conjoining of delectable and scrumptious.
— scrump·a·bil·i·ty \-ˈbi-lə-tē\ noun
— scrump·a·bly \-blē\ adverb

"that girl may work for me, but she is scrumpably kissable"

"when she melts, she is incredibly scrumpable"

by mynameisalsomonkey September 11, 2009

Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012